Whately Pioneers Vintage Base Ball Club

Richard 'Too Tee' Fleurent

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"The grass is as green as Kentucky Blue Grass It looks like Kentucky Blue Grass
As 12 men head to the field carrying pick and axes
Time has no meaning as the moments in the Sun last
Away from the office, phones and faxes"


Richard Fleurent "Kentucky Blue Grass" from the Quaalude collection *

"Here I lie gagged & bound
Badly decomposing, just waiting to be found...
Under a bridge covered with ants & louse
Sorry I messed up the reservations at the Beach House
"

Richard Fleurent "Sorry I wrecked your Good Time" from Volume II Quaalude Collection *


Too Tee is an interesting guy, in fact, Too Tee is TWO interesting guys. With Ricky, you are never far from a Madcap Adventure. One time, before a game, Too Tee was helping an old Lady across the road, she was a Pioneer Fan, coming to see the game. Ricky is such a Gentleman!
The Nice Old Lady said,
"Oh, thank you son, and I think your uniforms are sooo pretty!"
Too Tee,
"Pretty?..what do you mean by that!!?
Nice Old Lady (alarmed),
"I mean, you know, they are so Gayly colored, nice!" What are YOU! lookin' at?!
Too Tee (getting angry),
"Gay?!, Gay like what, a friggin' balloon?...Gay like a Provincetown hair dresser?!, explain Gay"
Nice Old Lady (really alarmed),
"I thought you were a nice boy, let go of my arm!!"
Too Tee,
"Lady I have a good mind to..."

Boy, it was a good thing Jigger was there with the Ricky emergency medical kit. He administered it to Too Tee and like the Sun coming out from behind a cloud the Good Ricky was back again.
"Mam, please let me escort you to your seat, and buy you a nice glass of iced tea!".

Nice Old Lady (confused but happy again),
"Oh!, OK, that's very sweet of you"

You are probably wondering what wonder elixir Jigger gave to Too Tee to transform him into the Charming Richard Fleurent?
One Burbon, one Scotch and one Beer....(and 3 adavan, 2 Heini's and a Vodka)